"Cops are gay."

I'm about staying out of jail and drinking and I don't like heroin. I don't do that shit. I like to drink. A little weed sometimes. About it. I don't feel like being sick all the time. That fucking shits expensive. The beer stores always right there.

Bang hot chicks. That's fun. Banging hot chicks. Hot chicks. Doesn't matter as long as they're hot. A skinny waist and bit titties and a big butt. Like Hustler magazine or Buttman magazine, one of those kinds of chicks.

Cops are gay. I got a ticket the other day for sitting on the sidewalk. That's disorderly conduct? Sitting on the sidewalk?

Omz